Ugh, I'm really going to embarrass myself with the question. I contemplated getting a different profile to ask. I've enlarged the photo, I've narrowed my eyes, I've treated it like a word puzzle, but nada. Ded, please let me in on the joke. Actually I should just private message you and save my public embarrassment for another time. The only think I could think of is that the bag is a bin liner and is not in a bin. But that didn't seem odd to me since my DH sometimes puts the garbage bag liner in our laundry room if he doesn't want to walk out to the garbage area at night. So, tell me what I'm missing? I really enjoy these, some of them are so clever.

Rusty

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"? "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket." "For reading a book"? she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again. "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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