A woman lying on the operating table is about to put under for her operation, and her doctor says, "Don't worry susan. It's only a minor operation. Everything's going to be just fine."

The patient cranes her head forward and says, "But I'm not Susan."

The doctor says, "I know. I'm Susan."

Good one, Jas.

Rusty

Guess I'm extra-slow today. I don't get Ded's...

...Yorkies

Thank you sjerin for asking and Jeb for sharing the answer!

Yes, thank you. I kept looking to see if Ded had posted the rest of the words that were cut off!

Your keys!

Hahahahaha!!!! Love it! Thanks, Jeb.