I figure that they can use facial tissues on those glasses, jim no. 1 ... ... wondered about suggesting the paper used at the other end, as a string passed through the roll and around one's neck'd make it much easier to carry ... but figured that if it had been used, you'd have a hard time seeing through that. o j

Given how often I need to pee and how cranky I get when I'm hungry, I'm pretty sure I would make the world's worst hostage.

^^^ My wissdom teeth (all four) were like that. Getting them removed was very painful, they got infected, and I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to eat anything that didn’t come in through a straw for nearly four weeks :-/

Another tee shirt that always makes me chuckle. Don’t we all know someone who could use one (LOL)???