I don’t need to play hard to get, I am already hard to want.

Two of the questions in drewsmaga's post are easily answered. 4/ The "W"- back in the day, the letter "U" was written as a "V". This evolved from Roman inscriptions, a "V" is a lot easier to bang out with a chisel than a curvy "U". It was still pronounced as "U". Eventually the discrete "U" was adopted. 2/ People did not evolve from monkeys. People and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. One branch of the family became people, a different branch became monkeys.

@Annie Deighnaugh, that's our local group, Da Yoopers' song. Here's the music video, sung with the correct accent of course. One must find the car first!!

I laughed out loud at this comic in the paper this morning: