I wonder what it is like for men to put your hair into a low ponytail and not look like a founding father.

Haha dedtired. Took me a minute to get that one: just the facts ma'am. Or more precisely from Sergeant Friday's own mouth: typically used the phrase “All we want are the facts, ma'am” (and sometimes “All we know are the facts ma'am”) ...

Who is the star of many chick flicks? Cluck Gable

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess