Can't help but think that so far today the posts are at least 20 th or 21st century innovations.

Susanwv

A little creepy, but i had to laugh !

Oh my^^^^

When you live in South Texas:

Rusty

Rusty, try New England too....today is up to 40 with sunshine, tomorrow air temps in the single digits and wind chills will bring it well below zero.

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. It was for a visit to a medicine man living nearby who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for ED. The birthday boy drove to the reservation & presented his certificate..The medicine man handed him a potion. "This is a powerful medicine. Take only a teaspoonful and say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man asked "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "When she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

The man went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His excited wife began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, readers, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.