Oh Lordie...my Mom would slap you upside your head! (although if she had had non-human dish washers, she might have forgiven you anything.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

1. ARBITRAITOR - a cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 2. BERNADETTE - the act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE - what a crook sees through. 4. AVOIDABLE - what a bullfighter tries to do. 5. COUNTERFEITER - workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 6. LEFT BANK - what the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 7. HEROES - what a man in a boat does. 8. PARASITES - what you see from the Eiffel Tower. 9. PARADOX - two physicians. 10. PHARMACIST - a helper on a farm. 11. RELIEF - what trees do in the spring. 12. RUBBERNECK - what you do to relax your wife. 13. SELFISH - what the owner of a seafood store does. 14. SUDAFED - brought litigation against a government official.

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.