"Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago." - Warren Buffett

Thanks for that one, eld -- I needed it today!....

Aw, Susanwv...look at that cute little belly. What a little cutie. :)

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"