Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind: I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ******************** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ******************** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy ******************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ******************** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

These all made me laugh out loud^^^^^^^

We used to buy them from the ice cream truck that drove around the neighborhood a couple times a week. There was always this one kid who pushed it too hard and the sherbet fell on the ground. Come on Ronnie, didn't you learn from last time?

I think the posts here today are particularly delightful. Thanks to all for contributing and of course, to Annie for doing this daily.