Two things to remember in life: 1) Take care of your thoughts when you are alone; 2) Take care of your words when you are with people.

@Maggie200 The Bizarro comics all have hidden objects. If you look above the writers signature there is a number. That tells you how many hidden objects in the comic. This comic has a 1. Some of the hidden objects are a slice of pie, an eyeball, a shoe, an alien in a spaceship, a stick of dynamite, a crown, K2, O2, and more. See if you can find the object in this puzzle!

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, one student nurse found an elderly gentleman - already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the student nurse wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, she asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know", he said, "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.