@Annie Deighnaugh, I've lost the ability to Like the Originating Post, but I liked your hicupping spider.

Long, long ago, an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Fighting Bear and Falling Rocks, the two bravest warriors in his tribe. The chief instructed each to go out and seek deer skins. About a month later, Fighting Bear came back with two hundred pelts. But Falling Rocks never returned. Even today, as you drive through the country, you see signs that say, "Watch for Falling Rocks".

@dedtired A home not too far from us has that same thing, only the "patient" is wearing a hospital gown.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan