Smile today - 5/29/21

Annie Deighnaugh

2 years ago

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seagrass_gw Cape Cod
2 years ago
aok27502
2 years ago
“The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s far too far to walk back.”

- Franklin P Jones
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A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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Annie, yours reminded me of the lawn ornaments.
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In honor of National Women's Health & Fitness day: Why did the chicken go to the gym? She wanted to work on her pecks.
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Jeb -- I 'get it', and I see a 'male' bic pen, but am not sure what the 'female' part IS. A tape recorder? An answering machine? Jasdip -- Now you quit that! There's only one 'baby' permitted in this scenario.
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buccos4vr
2 years ago
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eld6161
2 years ago
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
2 years ago
Never make fun of a person who speaks with broken English. It means they know another language.
roxanna7
2 years ago
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jim -- ^^^^ THAT is great advice and ought to be heeded!!
Jasdip
2 years ago
eld6161
2 years ago
There’s a similar one to Jim’s. Never make fun of someone mispronouncing a word. it means they learned it from reading.
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2 years ago

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