Eld, the hat is a fez and the bird is a fezn't (pheasant).

Oh, I have to post this one as well! Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. Then the guy gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his ‘Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music, he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can’t believe a moped can go that fast! So, he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally, the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light. “How the heck did you go past me so fast like that?!” the guy in the Corvette asks. The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, “My suspenders are caught in your car door!!!!”

Jasdip - mixing cats and dogs in the same household can be interesting. A number of years ago, we had one dog before we added 2 cats. We bought our dog a nice dog bed from LLBean, filled with cedar shavings. Our cats began to pee on it. We came home from work one day and our dog was curled up in their litter box... seagrass

Ha, I was taking my teenage son and his friends to the mall one time back then. We had a red light and my son did that to a little old lady beside us. She flipped him off!!! We all cracked up laughing. Aaaahhh thanks for the memory, my first born baby will be 40 next month.