Rob333, I had never read that particular list, but boy, oh boy, I relate to some of the items. Socks, thanks for the explanation. I had no idea what the picture of a wolf (now, I know it's a coyote) and a bird was trying to represent.

2nd time rusted - hit him on the ass, or over the head, with a 2 x 4. (Piece of wood used in construction, usually several feet long, 4 inches wide and 2 inches thick, referred to as a 2 by 4). buccos ... call me "pig-headed" if you like, but took me a while, wondering what need his wife might have that would have required severing a toe. o j

Oh, I have to post this one as well! Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. Then the guy gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his ‘Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music, he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can’t believe a moped can go that fast! So, he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally, the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light. “How the heck did you go past me so fast like that?!” the guy in the Corvette asks. The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, “My suspenders are caught in your car door!!!!”

2 for the price of 1: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.