When I meet my creator I will fall down and worship at His feet. No questions needed.

I don't think I will have to ask Him anything...when I meet Him, I will know and understand the things I don't know now. That's what I believe anyway.

. I will just thank Him for the life I have had. The good has definitely outweighed the bad.

I would ask:

What were you thinking when you created mosquitoes and ticks?

yeonassky...I liked your answer. It was an opinion. ALL of the answers about violence, disease and parasites, might be as simple as, we are mammals, top of the food chain: who are not through evolving.

• What's the most interesting thing you've read lately?
• What's a fact about you that's not on the internet?
• If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
• You remind me of a celebrity, but I'm having trouble remembering their name … Whom are you normally compared to?
• What's something in your industry you consider underrated?
• What are your company's unique traditions?
• If you could only [read, watch, listen to] one genre of [books, shows, music] for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• On what topic do people always come to you with questions?
• If you could spend one month at any period in the past -- and you were guaranteed not to suffer any harm or change the course of history -- when would it be?
• If you weren't in [X profession], which one would you be in?
• Who was your childhood hero?
• What's the best event freebie you've ever gotten?
• If you could publish a book on any subject, what would it be?
• Let's say you could invite any three people in [industry, role, organization] to dinner. Who would you ask?
• Is your [day/night] going like you expected?
• Do you prefer hosting events or attending them?
• Games at parties: Yay, or nay? Why?
• Are you a cat or dog person? Do you have any pets?
• If you had to switch outfits with one person here, who would it be?
• Do you know most of the people here?

My floofy response is to look up some conversation starters!

Is there someplace I can go to be alone?

LOL; have to agree what is important we will know: LOVE ETERNAL AND UNYIELDING--what did or did not or what ever happened here will so not matter I can't imagine letting the things of this world waste a moment between me and my God. I would be more interested in the questions He will ask and that I can answer with confidence and pride and assurance of HIS love!!! OH an NO IF ABOUT IT. WHEN I die I will FOR SURE face THE CREATOR. As will we all.

Where is my family located and can you steer me to them.

My first thought was the same as Yayagal......can I see my family? But then I thought of what is really like to know.

Did I do a good job?

I think dead is dead. Nada mas. El fin.

I’d try and get on his good side and ask him how he was. That way I might stand a better chance of being let in without being issued with a return ticket.

My dog Frank would ask if it’s true that ALL dogs go to heaven. He’s a bit worried about some indiscretions lately.

With 108 deaths per minute, worldwide, you better talk FAST!

"Whats that list in your hand there?

MY sins?

Are you sure you grabbed the right file?

Yeah,sorry about all that....

What happened to all forgiving and loving and all that? I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!!

Fine I'll just show myself out....DOWN the stairs right?

Can I take my dogs with me? THEY thought I was great...

Before i go, can you tell me who killed the princes in the tower? I've always wanted to know......"

What Raye Smith said, exactly!

Rusty

LoneJack, you stole mine! LOL I do often wonder about ticks and mosquitoes !

“Would I be in better standing if I had crowed on more about my faith on the internet?”

Is there coffee in heaven and am I getting in?

“Would I be in better standing if I had crowed on more about my faith on the internet?”

A cynical but interesting comment.

Yes to the coffee!

Oh yeah...that's always been one of my concerns...when you go to heaven, you don't have your body. If you don't have your body, you can't eat chocolate. If you can't eat chocolate, how can it be heaven?

Of course it's not really a worry...I've had enough christians inform me I'm not going there.

Elmer, c'mon and play along. This is not about what you actually believe. It's about what lifelong mysteries you'd like to have solved if you had the opportunity.

"Is it just coincidence that God is dog spelled backwards?"

annie, I think religion should be a personal and private matter and should remain that way. I don't think public comments about any person's personal feelings are appropriate and I very much dislike encountering them. There are several comments in this thread that are not "playful" in nature.

Everyone is different. Had it been me expressing the thought you have just above this, I would have done it without reference to a narrow fable of a deity that isn't shared by all.

Simply, "What questions or unknowns in history, the world or things in your life would you love to have answers to?"

Fine, Elmer, so you've posed the question in a nondenominational way...will you answer it? Are there lifelong mysteries you'd have answered if you could?

I thought my other answer might be too cynical and not in keeping with floof. Thank you though Nicole. It's nice to see that it wasn't over the top for everyone.

My non-cynical question would be is time travel possible when in the physical body because that's a favourite sci-fi thing for me. I think I know the answer but I would want to hear it from the Creator's mouth. :-)

I'm not sure there is a deity but I'm not offended by the idea that others are. Simply put I don't know.

What happened to the dinosaurs?

What is our appendix for?

Why can't we all just get along?

"Fine, Elmer, so you've posed the question in a nondenominational way."

No, I think my rephrased question is worded in a secular way. With no intent to criticize anyone's beliefs, I've tried to explain what I found offensive and why. I keep my views to myself too. Except when prodded to remind people that any one particular perspective should never be assumed to be one that's widely shared.

I might contribute another time in a future thread if I'm comfortable there's no narrow religious content or references.

Ditto to Uptowngal for me.

In the unlikely chance that it would happen the first question out of my mouth would be an expletive followed by someone made a major mistake. Not concerned about it.

Does Star Trek exist on an alternate time line.

Where are all my kitties?

Why do babies and children have to die?

How does gravity work?

Is the universe infinite or closed?

Does absolute velocity exist, or is velocity merely the speed of one object relative to another.

Will the universe last forever or will it end?

Why are stars spaced so far apart? Is this by design to keep one civilization from messing with another?

With millions of stars radiating heat, radiation, and particles into space, where does all this energy go?

What was my purpose in life?

Will all counties of the earth eventually collect together as one country with many states? Would it have a universal language with each country (state) keeping its language as a local dialect? Would such arrangement reduce or eliminate war and racial prejudice?

What would be the construct of a workable, honest, and fair voting system?

Will the earth become so populous that it eats all its food with most people starving to death, and then civilization beginning anew?

Since people live longer and may have been widowed and remarried several times how is it decided who they spend the hereafter with? How does this concept of reunited with our loved ones really work?

Where are my Mom and Dad and all the dogs I loved?

jem, yes to all those universal mysteries. Like is there one universe or are there multiple? Did it all start with a big bang? What was before the big bang? If there's just one universe, what's outside of it? Is our universe contained in something else? Is a black hole a worm hole or just a dead end?

And are ghosts real? Can I become one?

are there really such things as coincidences or is everything planned from the day i was conceived?

do penguins have knees?

- Who killed JFK, why, and who was behind any conspiracy?

- Are we reincarnated and do we somehow have a connection to our previous lives?

- Do we have other, untapped senses?

- What kind of life forms exist outside earth and outside our galaxy?

- I'd like to know why we have mosquitos and ticks also

- Ghosts and spirits....good question. If so, count me in.

wildchild, I believe the Bible says there will be no marriage in heaven, so I guess it won't matter.

Who killed Jon Benet Ramsey?

Which way to the beach and pool bar?

woodrose Yes. but that is a biblical Christian viewpoint. The OP asked when/if meet your creator, not when you get to heaven. It is possible to believe in a creator without being Christian. There are also other religions that believe heaven is for all who have lived a good life, not just a chosen few. So I think in the context of the OP we have to look at his more broadly.

And one that's been a question since at least Thomas Acquinas...to ask the creator, where/what did you come from? Do you have a Mother and Father?

And one that's always bothered me...if my parents and grandparents who have died are keeping an eye on me, can they see me having sex?