Oh my, these are all so funny and some of them are so true. The saying-what-I-should-have-said in the shower is so me.

My youngest’s current foster. Fingers crossed. This dog will be going home today with his forever family.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s the fuzz!” Sometimes you feel like no one is there for you. But you know who is always there for you? Laundry! Laundry will always be there for you. My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. I hate it when someone asks me to watch their stuff while they’re gone. What if someone comes along and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I did not train for that! Mental note: Actual notes work better. A shout out to all who got through yesterday without having to take a nap. Y’all pulled an all-dayer. High Five! Me: I want to travel this year. My bank account: Where? The back yard?

Just a reminder...there are only 358 shopping days 'til Christmas!!