Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Whoops, I thought I deleted the first cartoon of mine. I was going to put it on the covid thread, didn't mean to post 2.

LOL Nickel - UPS tells me that my package has been misdirected and might be late. Might be time to start praying!

I have a package that was supposed to be delivered Dec. 11. It is sitting in a usps transfer center in Harrisburg, since Dec. 9!! I should just drive the damn hour and half and go get it myself! 😡

My package arrived at the UPS sorting facility 20 miles from my house on Dec 2nd. It's been on two delivery trucks since then, one of which I watched zoom right on past my house. Since Dec 7th it's back at the sorting facility, "awaiting processing" ... yeah, right.