Amen Annie!

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"

A friend posted this today. Some of you may have seen it. I thought it was funny

eld6161 - Can't find the meme I saw the other day but it basically said something similar to yours.

If something crappy happens in your life just yell "Plot Twist!". I think we've probably all experienced that this year.

Katlan, I don't get it. Please explain.

Nobody puts baby in a corner ... Or something like that, from Dirty Dancing

Thanks, Angela. I was trying to see it from the story line of " Ghost".

Duh! Of course. I should have known that one. Thanks Katlan.

No, not really, Donna. I didn’t get it either.

haha once it's explained it's pretty funny! ( but yes I am in the club that had no clue)

I hate it when I see an old person, then realize I'm looking in a mirror. . . . .

Rusty

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $1,300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2,990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

Great story, Lucille. My banks, food stores, etc. all want me to do the non-person thing. As some said when they installed self-checkout lines ("credit or debit card only, please") in the foodstore recently, "I don't work here!"

I don't know whether any asked whether there might be, say, a 5% reduction in the bill as recompense.

I asked one facilitator at them one day whether she knew the difference between them and her. Don't remember her response, but I said that she gets paid and pays income tax: the machines don't.

There are shorter wait times in the self-checkout line, about 4 stations, small number of items limit, than about 6 regular stations.

About the pictures from katlan about the kid in the krib in the korner, thanks for the explanation.

I thought them unrelated, except that the family had got a dog, as well.

Otherwise, I wasn't too pleased with the implication.

ole joyful

Duh. After the explanation, I still do not get what is funny about it.

Nobody puts baby in a corner...

and the follow on for the dancing...