I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j

Do tvs have antennas now?

Jasdip, years ago I had a fake tree and the lights I had just fit. I could go around and place them just right, so that they pointed up. I bought a new tree and it was okay with the lights if I worked at it. Two of the strands died and of course the new ones did not work the same. I bought several different lights, struggled to make them click on each branch upright. Finially one year I said to H**l with it and just threw them on the tree. Upright, sideways, whatever. I just tried to get some lights on all sides. They look fine after all the stuff is on the tree. That is the only way I have done it for about 5 or 6 years now.