A farmer sees a chicken strutting across a rural highway. He shouts to her, “Hey, why are you crossing the road?” The chicken replies, “To change the light bulb in the henhouse.” “Can you change it by yourself, or will you need help? In other words, how many chicken does it take to change a light bulb?” Says the chicken, “Sorry, but that’s the subject of another joke.”

I always assume that pics like that one of the puppies is photoshopped. There is no way you get 9 puppies to sit like that.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canadians!