I can't remember if I posted this recently. If so, sorry!

A farmer sees a chicken strutting across a rural highway. He shouts to her, “Hey, why are you crossing the road?” The chicken replies, “To change the light bulb in the henhouse.” “Can you change it by yourself, or will you need help? In other words, how many chicken does it take to change a light bulb?” Says the chicken, “Sorry, but that’s the subject of another joke.”

You've probably seen this guy James on FB. He does amazing photo-shopping, always making the photos worse than what the people ask for. Great humour.

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday". Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift wrapped. Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"