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Comments (16)justlinda ... If you can figger a legit reason for that guy eyeballin' that (French?) creature(?) ... ... yer smarter than I! (If she were split, part way down - she'd look like a clothespin). And Rusty ... I think that we should make multiple copies of your offering to pass out to such folks as they approach intersections. ole joyful...See MoreSmile today - 5/5/25
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Comments (11)After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”...See MoreSmile today - 5/25/25
Comments (9)For those who are barbecuing this weekend....See More
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