https://images.app.goo.gl/1H5AUEToTd2qXr4EA How do I add the picture for this joke? The one-liner is I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Foster the People pumped up kicks https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ For years I thought you"d better run faster than my bullet actually said you'd better run faster than my brother. I really loved this song because the brother was defending him. Not so much shooting a gun even though I'm sure for some reason it was deemed necessary. This is not one I listen to on pink shirt days.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. ~ Joan Rivers

Eld6161, I love both of them, thanks for posting! Rusty

"I'd have to hitchhike a few miles before any bus nearby to hit me ......" was my first thought. Then I remembered - yellow school buses travel this road ... (but only five days a week, through most of the year). o j