https://images.app.goo.gl/1H5AUEToTd2qXr4EA How do I add the picture for this joke? The one-liner is I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Foster the People pumped up kicks https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ For years I thought you"d better run faster than my bullet actually said you'd better run faster than my brother. I really loved this song because the brother was defending him. Not so much shooting a gun even though I'm sure for some reason it was deemed necessary. This is not one I listen to on pink shirt days.

Hi aok, Seems to me those ears .. are in arrears. I'm pretty sure, raven, that that guy isn't hangin' out in our neighbourhood (not anywhere near this time of year, anyway). That really should be :"sam sang", shouldn't it, jasdip? o j

aok ... who looks 27, at 50 (and in 30 years may act the latest number) ... better recommend to that cat to do a lot o' scratchin' on a log ... and visit a cosmetologist for some extensions to the weapons? Summer ... do your beasts always take your instructions to keep safe so seriously? jasdip ... I copied yours on the peppers and the contact lenses to hang in the hall at church - but didn't know how to do it in colour. ded ... is that supposed to work/recommended to try on husbands? eld ... since when does honesty overcome/outflank rejection? Would you recommend that practice for other parts of one's life operation? Hope all of you employed folks (others, too) have a deeply happy-making late winter weekend. A while ago someone over in "Retirement" who may have been rather wrapped up in his work, with few outside interests, was wondering how he'd deal with retirement, as he was wondering what he'd do with himself. I asked him what it was about freedom that he found disconcerting? ole (curmudgeonly) joyful

A woman answered her front door and found Little Johnny and Billy holding a list. "Lady," Johnny explained, "we are on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."