Susanwv, that’s an amazing flyswatter in the picture. (Look closely at what the kitten on he right is laying on.) That picture is worth a double-smile!

That kitten's face after is hilarious - and so cute!!

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

”Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than a spoon or teacup.” “No.” Said the director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Nothing like a good snuggle!

all of these are great but a special shout out to @outside Love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Line from AbFab, when Patsy asks Edina what water is.

Edina replies, "It's a mixer; you have it with Scotch."

This is in response to Nicole's post.

Upgraded version of original household tool, susanwv - it's a "mouse-catcher", a much higher maintenance tool.

Unlike carefree caring for a fly-swatter, if this one goes for several days with no success, if one doesn't feed it ...

... it cries ... and if owner unresponsive ...

... it dies!

ole joyful