Smile Today Wednesday 9/11

nicole___September 11, 2019

Q: What did the dog say to the sandpaper? A: Ruff!

We can definitely see what this dogs favorite spot is....... lol

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aok27502

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susanwv

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Rusty

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schoolhouse_gwagain

I'm going to have to copy and share the colonoscopy one!

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Olychick

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liira55

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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Jasdip

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kittywhiskers

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Janie

Kittywhiskers, that really struck my funny bone! If you liked that, I think you'll enjoy this video of Jeanne Robertson, one of the funniest people on the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOTCF_Ro38

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aok27502

I love Jeanne Robertson!

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kittywhiskers

Janie I was thinking of her when I saw that.

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lindaohnowga

I love Jeanne Robertson too. Such a funny lady. The stories she tells about her husband have had me rolling in laughter.

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joyfulguy

She has great stories, and tells them well.

Wouldn't you love to be her husband ...

... does he get equal time?

Sort of like wives need whose husbands tell stories in public making them out to be rather clueless?

ole joyful

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Janie

OJ, I have always felt that she and her hubs have a great relationship filled with mutual respect - her for his "left brain" and him for her sense of humor.

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Elmer J Fudd

She's been mentioned here before and I think there must be regional and gender characteristics of her fan base that I don't fit into. I've watched cited clips of her before, and now, and I don't find her very funny. Her delivery is on the slow side, a bit off-putting to me and not typical of comedians.

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Janie

Okay, OJ, understood. I am a woman but I am a Northerner and it did take me a bit to "take" to her Southern humor. But I certainly do understand that you and I can have different opinions!

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grapefruit1_ar

Thank you for the clip by Jeanne Robertson. I have never heard of her but thoroughly enjoyed the clip. We generally do not go to see or watch comedians any longer. Too often it is mostly raunchiness.

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Angela Id