There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"

What did Mommy spider say to baby spider? “You spend too much time on the web.” Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.

“If you read a lot of books you are considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well-viewed.” - Lily Tomlin

Doesn't need gas to travel, either, does it, eld? But the car to haul it home does ( - unless, like mine, your car got irreparable broken in a collision three years ago, your licence cancelled, so you haul yours by transit ... and, as you live in the country, someone else's car that they're willing to share with you for a few minutes). ole joyful