There are some good ones here that I think that this jackass can cross the road to take to church ... ... memo to later contributors ... ... watch your language, please. o j

A guy walks into the nutritionist's office with a carrot sticking out of one ear and a stalk of celery sticking out of the other. He tells the nutritionist, "I don't know what's wrong with me; I just don't feel well." The nutritionist looks at him and says, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."

@eld6161, in all Bizarro cartzoons there are hidden items. If you look above the authors first name, Dan, there is a number. That number tells you how many hidden items are in the cartoon. It’s like Highlights magazine for adults. In the cartoon you posted there are 2, K2 and the eye ball. In dedtired’s cartoon there are 3, the eyeball, the bunny and the piece of pie. There can be a lot of other items like the alien, the shoe, a shoe and an upside down bird. i know there are others too. The ones with 9 i can never get all of them.

Thanks salonva and jasdip for stepping in for me. I was away for a short family trip. Much appreciated!