Drs. are saying not to worry about the Bird Flu anymore, because it is tweetable.

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

Marilyn, I sent that to my sister-in-law. She is 73. She said, "I'll never be that old" LOL

Angela, that's right. I am 73 too. And I don't drink Ensure!

Hey, I’m 73, too. My mother drinks Ensure, not me. Last thing I need is more calories.

@dee... YES!!!!!!!

Sorry aok, I took it out because it wasn't 'doctor' related. lol I'll put it back up. ;)

Jim, that's a variation of an old Bazooka Joe comic:

Doc, every time I drink hot chocolate, I get a pain in my eye.

Try taking the spoon out of the cup.

A guy walks into the nutritionist's office with a carrot sticking out of one ear and a stalk of celery sticking out of the other. He tells the nutritionist, "I don't know what's wrong with me; I just don't feel well." The nutritionist looks at him and says, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."