Gender Signs Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped. Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus." Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. "Excuse me. I need to use the restroom," he said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?" "Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked MEN. Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."

What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork!

Re: The Mounds bar. I just found a Twix candy left over from Halloween. I didn't realize the wrapper has a statement at one end. It says "Two Bars Left". Sure enough, there were two in there!

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.