There was a young girl from St Paul

Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball

The dress caught on fire

And burnt her entire

Front page, sports section and all.

Greetings, all: interesting stories to tickle our funny bones today - especially the one about changing?

Outside playing ... maybe at the end of your quote (by the mate who'd been left out of the game/fun) you might choose to add, "jack-ass!".

ole joyful

Jake: "Why don't you wash your face occasionally? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning!"

Henry: "Oh, yeah. What did I have?"

Jake: "Bacon and eggs."

Henry: "Wrong. That was yesterday morning."

Outback Mobile Phone Tower
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, "Well, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Bruce says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, "Where'd you get the beer, Bruce?"

"Coot's wife gave it to me," Bruce replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?"

"Well, not exactly," Bruce says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, 'You must be Coot's widow.' She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm
not a
widow.' Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'"

Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff.