complain her cell phone quit in the middle of an existential phone call

Oh c'mon, it has to be cucumbers!! If anyone wants or needs sand, my entire yard is that. Chocolate? Oh my...

Hair loss!! I save lots of time every day due to that condition.

You can't pull the wool over avid golf fans, especially those of us who are bird watchers, too. 🐦 Speaking of wildlife interactions during tournaments, there have been some funny situations with alligators, geese, fox, swarms of bees and over the years. Recently, a butterfly chased down a ball rolling towards the cup. The cameras zoomed in with striking accuracy for what appeared to the white butterfly trying to mate with the white golf ball.