Very funny,

lol

That was great!!!! Still smiling.

Love it! :)

LOL...DH was a hunter. Group got to the point where deer would have to jump into the truck themselves.

That's funny.

Pat and Mike were best friends and drinking buddies. One evening, after more than too many, they were helping each other stagger home. Along the way, they came across a wheat field, swaying in the breeze. To their inebriated senses, they decided that it was a lake, looking cool and inviting in the moonlight, so Pat tore off his clothes, climbed up on a fence post and dived in.

Mike was quick behind him, and as he climbs up on the post, he calls out “Pat! How’s the water?”

From the wheat, Pat answers “It’s fine Mike, but dive a little to the right. I hit a sandbar!”

On another occasion, Pat and Mike were sitting in a bar talking about death. Pat says to Mike, “Mike, when I die, I want you to get the finest bottle of Irish Whiskey and pour it over my grave.”

Mike replies, “Surely, my old friend. But would you mind if I strained it through my bladder first?”

Pat and Mike loved baseball. They loved it so much that they talked about whether there was baseball in heaven. Promises were made that the first person there would find out and get back to the other. As happens, Pat died. A few nights later, Pat’s ghost appeared to Mike.

“Well, Pat,” asked Mike, “What’s the answer?”

“Mike, I’ve got good news and bad news,” says Pat’s ghost. “The good news is Heaven has one terrific baseball team!”

“The bad news,” he went on, “is there is a game tomorrow night, and you’re pitching!”

Pat had a brand new motorcycle, and was taking a Mike for a ride. Because of the wind, Mike put his jacket on backwards to cut down on the draft. Well they were whizzing down the road at a terrific pace, when Pat finally noticed that Mike was no longer on the bike behind him!

He turned the bike around and retraced his route until he came upon a group of farmers standing around Mikes figure on the road. “Glory be!” exclaimed Pat “How is he?”

“Well,” one of the farmers allowed, “He seemed to be doing alright, until we twisted his head back around to the front. He hasn’t said much since.”

Pat and Mike was walking through the graveyard one night on their way home, when they came across a tombstone that read: Here lies a politician and an honest man.

“Faith now!” exclaimed Pat to Mike, “I wonder how they got the two of them in the one grave?”

I had never heard of "Pat and Mike" stories! How funny!

I hadn't either. Thanks, Jemdandy! I googled Pat and Mike jokes and there are a lot.

Sherry -- Thanks for posting more for us. The one about the politician certainly is *appropriate* right now! Seems every ethnicity and 'class' has been the butt of such humor over time.

I didn't realize it was "Irish" jokes until that was linked to the Pat and Mike jokes in the google list. I hope no one gets "offended". Seems like everyone is offended now for some reason. I thought the hunter joke was about the South!