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Smile Today - 9/16

moonie_57 (8 NC)

7 years ago

Where are you Annie?

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Annie Deighnaugh

7 years ago

Thanks, moonie for getting it going. I had a funeral to go to this a.m. Any time I'm not around, anyone should feel free to start the thread...it's not mine, but ours. So if I haven't gotten it going, have at it and enjoy! I'll catch up eventually.

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Father O'Seamus, at the pulpit told us that the end of the world is near, and we must be prepared. He said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to heaven." Of course, we all stood up right away. And he said, "Stand up, all those that want to go to hell." Nobody stood up except Muldoon. Father said, "Muldoon, do you want to go to hell?" He said, "No father, but I didn't like to see you standing there by yourself."

-- Hal Roach

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moonie_57 (8 NC)
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7 years ago
Amazing Aunt Audrey
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Rusty
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ravencajun Zone 8b TX
7 years ago
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aok27502
7 years ago
I hope today's the 15th or I'm in trouble!!!
gmatx zone 6
7 years ago
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aok, that cat in your picture reminds me of our grey/silver Persian who owned us for 21 years. Talk about a force to be reckoned with! She had us on a very, very controlled schedule. Has been gone 8 years this month and I still miss her very much.
yeonassky
7 years ago
Yes it is the 15th so this must mean that that was our September 15th Fools Day joke. ;-)

Gmatx you must have cat-holm syndrome. Similar to Stockholm Syndrome but with cats. The cats simply train us with harassment until we like being their slaves. Either that or their purring is actually hypnotizing us into being their slaves... Either way they know who's boss...

PS I too am a victim of cat-holm syndrome.

Whoever starts this jokes thread thank you. I enjoy it very much!

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