Keep Your Mouth Shut And Wear Beige - Kathleen Seidel

How Can I Talk if my Lips Don't Move? -- Tito Rajarshi Mukhopadhyay

Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris

There are Two Errors in the Title of this Book - Robert M Martin

Don't Make Me Think - Steve Krug

If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face? -- Alan Alda

(Great title, Vee!)

Cringeworthy - Melissa Dahl

The Flinch Factor......Michael A. Kahn

Stop Overreacting -- Judith P. Siegel

Are we All Lemmings and Snowflakes? - Holly Bourne

Think For Yourself - Cynthia MacGregor

Don't Think Twice -- Barbara Schoichet

Once Is Enough - Miles Smeeten

Too Much of Everything.............Philip Wylie

Too Many Tamales -- Gary Soto

To Burp Or Not To Burp - Dave Williams

Noblesse Oblige - Nancy Mitford

I Must Say - Martin Short

The Man from Two Rivers -- Luke Short

River's End -- Nora Roberts

Delta Wedding - Eudora Welty

Funeral in Berlin, Len Deighton

Baptism of Fire - Frank Collins

My Best Friend's Exorcism -- Grady Hendrix

The Demon In The Freezer - RIchard Preston

Lucifer: Cold Heaven - Holly Black

Cold Mountain - Charles Frazier

The Zen Of Skiing - Max Valentine

Down, Down the Mountain -- Ellis Credle

Heidi, Johanna Spyri

The Trouble with Goat and Sheep --- Joanna Cannon

double points (there goats are in Heidi, aren't there?)

From Goatherd to Governor - Edwin Meti

(lots of goats in 'Heidi' reader)

Terminator and Philosophy: I'll Be Back, Therefore I Am - William Irwin

I Am Therefore I Think - Alexander George

(apologies to Descarte?)

I Think I Love You - Allison Pearson

Sweet, Thoughtful Valentine.............Alexander McCall Smith

Bring Me Wild Roses - Celestia Whitehead

Rose Cottage, Mary Stewart

The Pub With Roses Round the Door - Stephen Brown

Gilding The Lily - Rita Bradshaw

The Black Tulip -- Alexandre Dumas

Black Narcissus - Rumer Goden

I Am Stunningly Gorgeous - Theta Johnson

If You Could See Me Now -- Cecilia Ahern

Rose Tinted Glasses - Shirley Hughes

Rose in Bloom -- Louisa May Alcott

A Fall Of Marigolds - Lissa Evans

( a really good read ! )

Peony in Love -- Lisa See

Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man..........Fannie Flagg

The Secret Life of Violet Grant -- Beatriz Williams