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joyfulguy

Sometimes (grossness warning) it's helpful to have some aged underwear

8 years ago
last modified: 8 years ago

As you know, I live in a rather cold climate, and the wind blows around a farm.

We had a smidgeon of snow the other day, and I've been thinking of installing my long-johns ...

... but there's this problem, for most of them fit rather snugly, and when one is using a catheter, with liquid coming out the middle, on the inside at groin level, it's a bit difficult to arrange the routing of piping to have the liquid travel from centerline, interior, to knee-level leg ... on the exterior.

Fortunately, I have couple of old pair, and one, being a combination, going up to and over the shoulder, would be next to impossible ... unless it were really old.

Usually, the knit portion at the end of the leg is especially uncooperative when it comes to stretching, enough to move up over the container on the leg for drainage purposes.

Fortunately, the old combinations have the ribbing at the bottom of the leg pretty well deteriorated and almost detached, and the leg is much more slack than when it was in its prime ... so it works.

And the waist-high ones near retirement age are slack enough in the leg that they'll accommodate a bag inside ... but the ribbing at the bottom is so reluctant to expand enough to move up over the bag ... unless one is willing to conduct discharge when somewhat under half-filled ... which gets to be a problem, when one achieves much of the "forgetfulness" attribute of advanced age.

When that happens ... one pretty well has to tear the dressing (no - not the Thanksgiving kind) part of one's self pretty well apart, from the waist down.

So ... I'm about to check out the other long-johns that I have, to see how many of them have deteriorated, having developed a fairly slack leg, to be useful during the coming months.

Hey - maybe I'd better call the doc who's to do the ream job on the prostate, to see whether/when he has me slated for the "treatment" (somewhat less than a "treat", I figure) before too many more months have elapsed.

Actually ... when the waist-high drawers that have achieved a substantial amount of usage under their belt, so to speak: getting rather close to being pensionable ... they tend to get somewhat slack in terms of waist-level elasticity, as well ...

... so it's helpful if one has a rather sturdy (and fairly new) elastic belt to hinder their travel to undesired locations. Which would likely lead to even further complications than ordinarily, what with the piping issues currently necessary.

Seems to me that this issue of supplementary elastic belts for aged underwear ...

... is something of a formerly-travelled road?

ole joyfuelled

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