So This Made me Laugh a Tiny Bit
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Comments (5)It started when I was only two. My brother was born. They sent me to stay with my grandmother. She had camellias and roses. There was a plum tree. It marked me for life. (There is a photo -- black and white -- I'm in a sunbonnet with a watering can almost my height.) At sixteen, I dug a flowerbed in the lawn without permission and made a rock path in another bed. I could not be stopped. Later I demanded a sunny part of the yard for vegetables. It expanded: peas next to the hedge. Asian greens by the roses. Parsley bordering the euonymus. Potatoes in a bare spot. I took my jade plant to college and dug wildflowers to bring home. In the city I had houseplants. It wasn't enough. From the train window obsessively I counted wildflowers. I snatched seeds when I saw them, and threw them in bare places. Now I have two acres. I am growing everything. I have almost run out of friends to give tomatoes to. Soon I will be known as the crazy lady with all the plants. Maybe I am already....See MoreThe last thing that made you laugh so hard you cried
Comments (32)This just happened on Saturday... DH and I were invited to a bar-b-que at a friends house in Saugerties, which is about 45 miles north-west of us. They gave my DH directions, which he wrote down and stuffed in his wallet. The instructions specifically stated that "once you cross the 9W and Route 32 intersection, go approximately 500 feet and make a right turn on to St. John's Road...". So off we go to Saugerties and we're driving up Route 9W towards Kingston. (Hint: Saugerties is above Kingston, about another 15 minutes north). We drive and drive and drive and come to a split in the road right before Kingston. Route 32 forks to the right, so DH veered to the right. We go a bit further and get to the point where 9W and Route 32 intersects. We go through the intersection and drive 500 feet. No St. Joseph's Road to the right. We go a bit further up the road but still no St. Joseph's Road. At this point I suggest to DH that he turn around and go back to the intersection, and then take a right because when we veered right at the split, maybe Route 32 also had a section further up the road. At this point DH gets a tad pi$$y because he's admittedly directionally challenged. He starts getting a bit hoppy and hot under the collar, telling me that he's "been there before and he knows where he's going. This street looks familiar so it has to around here somewhere". After driving around for another 10 minutes I start chuckling because I just can't help it. My DH asks me, "what's so funny?", and now I'm really laughing to the point that I can't stop. He's getting angrier by the minute and proceeds to pull over to the side of the road. When I finally couldn't contain myself any longer I ask him, "Are you sure you know where you are, because we're in Kingston and they live in Saugerties". Needless to say we were both laughing so hard the tears were streaming down our cheeks. We swore that we wouldn't tell anyone what dummies we were....See MoreI heard something at the store yesterday that made me laugh
Comments (21)Clothes pins are still usable. We, machine knitters, use them all the time to hold yarn tails down. I also use them for other craft projects as well. Manufacturers should not do away with them ever! Pammyfay, you story is cute. It reminded me of when this young cable salesman came by my home tried to sell the service. I politely told him "no thanks". He responded back by asking: "who do you use to watch TV?". "No one. I use OTA", I replied back. He looked puzzled and asked me: "What's OTA?" in which I said "Over the Air channels". Still looking puzzled, I explained further that we use a roof antenna to pick up these over the air channels. He then asked me: "How much do you pay for the service?". "None, it's free" I replied. His final comment was: "Oh, we can't beat that price then" and walked away. LOL......See MoreFinished TINY Kitchen - Please Don't Laugh :)
Comments (56)That looks awesome! I love the recessed shelf. My husband just put up our tile backsplash and then we realized we could have done a similar recessed spot. But hopefully we can save the idea and do something like that when we move to bathroom renovation. I think your kitchen looks really sophisticated, comfortable, and functional! The spice rack is so cool - spices are so small but they can take up a lot of space and can make a surface look cluttered, so that storage is key. Our kitchen is very small, but I look on the bright side - we need fewer tiles, less paint, etc! Our almost-done kitchen looks like some people's "before" pictures - but we did what we could with what we had. I'm going to check out that finished kitchens blog. Thanks for the inspiration!...See Moremaddielee
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