I think you're supposed to file baseballs down with a fingernail file.

LOL! Yep, I prefer my premier baseball game seat, too.

Hey, there, Maxine ... ... how about getting a financial consultant/tax advisor ... ... show you how to arrange things so that you pay none (or almost so). ole joyfuelled ... with some fuelling aided by (some) tax avoidance P.S. Evading taxes ... can cause one much trouble, even including jail time. Avoiding taxes, some say, should be practised by everyone. But ... in a free, democratic society ... is avoiding taxes immoral? Who should help keep the country in healthy operation, if not the average citizen? ole joyful

Looks like there's a bit of a rascally wench in the neighbourhood today. o j