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All the rage in Gardening

20 years ago

An English friend complaining about their 3 week drought sent me a pic of their very green garden and lawns.

Part of my reply:

You say you have drought but everything looks so green. I will have to send you an up to date pic of our brown garden. Did you know brown is now an "all the rage" and very fashionable here in OZ. The gardens have extremely low water requirements, self mulching and the only downside is they self mulch rather quickly or blow away in the wind.

I like to get a good mix of colour and texture as well as flowers. My new feature is crinkly leaves similar to crinkle cut crisps. Actually the leaves do resemble crinkle cut crisps. Maybe I could package them up and sell them I am sure someone will try to smoke them. Yuk. Just to think one palm frond would make hundreds of cigarettes or tie a bunch of them upside down and sweep the dirt patches in the brown lawn so the texture looks even.

One of our MPs suggested our stormwater should be collected from the roads and diverted back into our water storage lakes. Duh!

How does one collect the huge storm runoff from all the streets, process it to remove the pollution and oily residues etc.from the road and them PUMP it back into our lakes. Yea right! If that muck was not treated before it went into a lake it would pollute the lake to such a level it would end up a toxic waste dump.

Doug.

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