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caliloo
11 years ago

LAST DAY OF SUMMER

Last day of summer,
what a bummer,
Hostas startin' to die,
Think I'm gonna cry,

So long Fire and Ice,
It's been very nice,

See ya Christmas Candy,
Sure has been dandy,

Wait what's this I hear,
Hosta seeds, have no fear,

Who can say or who can know?
What luscious seedlings you can grow?

Give it a try and you just may see,
A cool streaked one, just like me,

So happy rest of summer all,
This poem is corny, but I had a ball.

By Shade Tolerant

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A Few Nights Before a Hosta Christmas

A few nights before Christmas,
Katsu in her house.
Stirring up cookie dough
as quick as a mouse..

Garden catalogs were placed
by the chimney with care,
Hinting for gifts of more
hostas dollars to share.

Gardeners were nestled
all snug in their beds,
While visions of hostas
danced in their heads.

Chocolate and her turkeys,
Ken and his kids
Shade and fenceberry
Dreaming of hostas for bid.

When out on Kens driveway
there arose such a clatter.
Was it nematodes or slugs?
Or just what was the matter?

Hey-J, and GREENGUY
Paws4pets, too
Ran to the window,
Wondering what they should do.

The moon on the breast
of the mountain of snow,
Made us yearn for summer
and August Moons glow.

When what to our wondering
eyes should appear,
Not Santa, no sleigh,
no eight tiny reindeer.

It was Papou from Canada
Out about in the night.
Mapping hostaholics to
Post on his site.

He was lively and quick
And knew just what to do.
Gathering names, and birthdays,
And the every popular zip code, too.

There was Kines and Hosta Freak
Lavendargirl whew!
So many hosta lovers,
Bound to miss a few.

How bout Marriedtomud
Hybridizer extraordinaire
Unrelated playinginmud
Planting hostas with care.

Theres Mulchlady, teresa,
and Michigans Patann
The list could go on,
As far as it can.

Yet, the map wont be complete,
Without a special thanks to,
The very heart of the Forum,
Caliloo, Keeper of the FAQ

With his map job well done
Papou headed back home.
Bringing amazement to all
How far hosta lovers roam.

But I heard him exclaim
As midnight struck the clock,
Wishing a Merry Christmas to all,
And a hosta in every sock.

Marsha

AKA megaul

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Hey_J looking her best!

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