1) Assumes....

2) Forgets things at the grocery store

3) Tells the neighbors or people at the office his personal business with his wife.

Leaves the toilet seat up!

Wakes up?

:)

I got nothing on this one. My husband doesn't annoy me that much.

LOL dees

Doesn't put things back in their proper places
Toilet seat up
Channel surfing
There's more, but I better stop ;)

Is your husband for sale Dees?

jasdip, he's not for sale or rent. I've got a long term lease with no expiration date listed.

He's MINE!!! All MINE!!! Bwaaaa-hahahaha!

He does things that annoy me but I'm sure I annoy the cr@p out of him too!

Oh...my real guess is snore.

Breathe?

oh gosh Pris!!! LOL

Forgets a birthday or anniversary? I think that would be more than 65% though.

Pris... that is annoying sometimes, isn't it? lol

Deliberately misunderstands what I say to him.

Yesterday, I said to him..."this house needs some cleaning. We can give it a thorough cleaning now, then a week or so before Chriistmas, we can go through and just hit the 'high spots, or we can do the 'high spots' now, and the thorough cleaning later" I now have some very clean ceiling fans. "Those were the high spots" he said!

Meant to add:
When they pretend that they don't understand women..or play dumb to our needs/wants

Doesn't listen/pay attention!

(mine always,always,always says "that's not what you said" or "you didn't tell me that" then he will sit and argue with me about whether I did or didn't!)

oh there are times (many) when I want to record our conversations for that reason Nodakgal!!!

Jasdip, must be contagious?! ;)

goes out for cigarettes and doesn't come back ??

Passes wind, then fluffs the blankets!

Comes home late when they have a dinner or party to go to.

flirts with other women.

I think Lucky should win for being the bravest, and stating the worst thing that (some) men do.

My brother did that once. He'd pull the covers over his now ex-wife's head. She didn't see the humour in that at all. He is a guy right out of GQ, is OCD with his cleanliness of his house, organized,
everything about him is impeccable, but she berated him for something and he retaliated like that. Very funny, coming from him.

I think you hit a raw nerve with this one jasdip. LOL

pretends to be listening, but doesnt hear a single word you said

Listens to the problem but doesn't offer to look at it but leaves it up to you to get it done. Like a car problem etc.