Their pants are up to their armpits

They grow ear hair!

Their doing the "comb over".

They have to sit down to put on or tie their shoes. :O)

Young women call them "Sir".

The hair in the nose and ears are longer than what is on top of the head.

I'm with Sylvia on "sir".

goes to bed earlier than used to.

Their wife tells them to at least drive the speed limit instead of so far below it, after years of telling him to slow down.

My DH never searches for matching socks - his socks just magically appear, all matched, in his drawer.

grey hair, balding.
Mary