Art Linkletter replied "while on the "Highway to Heaven" I was "Touched By an Angel". The angel said that there was a "Little House on the Praire" and if I went to the "Outer Limits" of town I would receive the "Deal of the Century". Taking the angels advice Art then.......

and there decided to call his friend 'Bat Masterson' to see if he could go with him.

Bat said that as soon as he was done with his 'Kung fu' lesson he would meet him in 'Laredo'. From there they could go to the .....

final frontier to get aspirin from "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" before she packed her bags for

The Night Gallery. The doorman refused to let her in without a "Password" so she went down to the Masterpiece Theater. While standing in line she noticed that Gomer Pyle was jumping up and down and acting likeÂÂ.

'Chief Halftown' (anybody but me remember this guy? LOL) doing a rain dance.

Dr. Quinn said she had something in her bag to stop that terrible itching. She had heard about this remedy from 'Dr. Who'.

As she reached into her bag

to pull out a tube of Lanacaine, she heard someone call out her name. "Frasier" was standing there along with Niles and Eddie. She was thrilled to see them, especially Eddie.

They said they were in town to meet Daphne and their father for lunch at the "Hotel".

This was afterall the town where 'the courtship of eddies father' had taken place.

Dr. Quinn remembered that Eddies mother had had many puppies and 'eight was enough'

She added that'my little margie' was the runt of the litter and now she is healthy as can be.

As she turned to Gomer she said...

....I think Margie would be perfect for you. Once you let an animal in your life, you are never alone. Everyhing looks brighter, even on the worst days.

Gomer thought he would love a dog; since even when he was small "The Littlest Hobo" was his favourite show. And a little dog like Margie would be perfect for him....especially if she is as smart as Eddie.

He turned to Dr. Quinn and said .....

Gee, Dr. Quinn, now I get to be a 'Major Dad' to Margie. I've never been a Dad before, I hope I do ok.

Dr. Quinn patted him on the back and told him that anytime you need a little 'Hart to Hart' , you just call me. Ok?

Gomer said goollly, thanks Dr. Quinn and turned to go with Margie firmly tucked under his arm.

As Gomer walked off into the night Margie was very frightened of the "Dark Shadows". It was no "Small Wonder" she was scaredÂ.there were "Supernatural" beings everywhere. Gomer held her close and saidÂ."fear notÂIÂll not let the "House Hunters" harm one hair on your head!" Marie licked GomerÂs face and thought to herselfÂÂ.My Daddy is the "Greatest American Hero"ÂÂ.

He was so happy to have a little dog to love and take care of, and the way the love shone out of her little eyes, made his heart swell with joy.

Gomer wanted to stop for "30 Minutes" for a coffee and sandwich and something for Margie. They went into "Mel's Diner" and Alice fell in love with Margie too and let her stay. Gomer sat at a table and Margie laid at his feet. In no time she curled up and went to sleep.

Just as Gomer was thinking "Gooolllly, I must be in "Seventh Heaven"", in burst his Sergeant Carter who, in a booming voice, declared....

"GomerÂTen Hut!!!!! "What are you doing sitting there? DonÂt you know the Battle of the Network Stars" is in full swing? You were supposed to meet up with the Army Wives in F Troop an hour ago! Margie, sensing danger, growled at Sergeant Carter. Sergeant Carter bent over and told MargieÂ."donÂt you worry little one. We are the Defenders of the Earth and have the best teamÂlook here comes BJ and the Bear and Dog the Bounty Hunter. ..to help usÂ.

find "the Avengers". Why, together, with their help, and quite frankly, a bit of good fellowship from all the regulars at "Mayberry RFD", we'll create for all mankind.....

a world that "The Waltons" would love. Everyone will get along and be respectful to one another. However, reality set in when "Dog the Bounty Hunter" met up with "WonderWoman" and they had a battle of wills that was a sight to be seen.

Wonder Woman won, and grabbed Gomer Pyle by the hand and scooped up Margie and ran out into the nite.

They ran smack into 'Secret Agent'! He said 'Run for Your Life !' there are 'men in trees' over there and no one is safe.

Gomer was so upset, he so loved this little dog and wanted only the best for her. Please help me he pleaded, call in all the 'Super heroes' if you have to...

but please don't call the "Dog Whisperer", he won't know how to handle this situation, if anyone can help I think "Carter Can". A very distraught and emotional Gomer sat waiting for Carter to arrive, but instead it was "The Soprano's" who came to his rescue with an idea to...

Have "The Ax Men" come over to cut down the trees! Then, Tony would have his goons make those trees into caskets (he might need them!) and boats, so Gomer could take "My Little Margie" up the lazy river toward "Apple's Way". Gomer pushed off from shore, shouting back "thanks, we were Saved by the Bell!"

I do believe I was "Touched By An Angel" when you came to my rescue. I'm going to "Get Smart" and get out of here. Me and Margie are going back to civilization and I'm going to call my friends, "Charlie's Angels." They will all go crazy over Margie, and will love her to pieces.

We are going to go to 'Eerie, Indiana' , he told Margie. Holding her close he whispered, 'thats where 'mama's family' is from and 'my sister sam' lives there with her husband 'Matt Houston'.

I've heard its 'absolutely fabulous' there. We will be safe there. They have ten 'Green acres' we can play on.

As they rounded the corner in the river he realized they were near 'Gideons Crossing' where years ago a.....

a ghost named "Casper" was seen. Everyone in the area knew "Gideons Crossing" was haunted and did not venture near there.

As they continued the crossing they saw "Casper"! Yikes shouted Gomer, pulling Margie closer. "Don't be afraid..I'm a friendly ghost. I'll help you get to "Green Acres with the help from my friends "Clutch Cargo and his dog Paddlefoot". Margie was so excited to see another dog that she......

....did "The Big Flip." She jumped up and down, and turned around in circles, she was so happy.

Gomer and his new friends were on their way to "Green Acres" and were all discussing what a wonderful place that will be for the dogs to play in. If we can find "Mr. Ed" it could be a real "Animal Kingdom."

They were coming closer to 'Green Acres'. Everyone was getting very excited and straining to be the first one to catch site of the dock. 'Casper' kept cheating by flying ahead.

Every 'now and again' the boat rocked from the dogs excitement. It was a 'small wonder' they didn't capsize.

Suddenly a 'lassie' dog appeared on shore and barked and followed them around the next bend where they finally saw the dock !

There was a man fishing from the dock and he held his hand to his head to shield his eyes from the harsh sun. "I think that is Matt Houston'" Gomer told Margie. "I haven't seen him in years."

The boat came slowly alongside the dock and the man reached down to help them to shore. "Welcome to 'Green Acres" he said. "We've been expecting you. Come into the house and see 'my wife and kids'."

Margie had already hopped out of the boat and was happily running with the 'lassie'.

Matt told Gomer the lassies name was...

Under Dog. She was the bravest dog in the county. Under Dog and Margie were so excited. They each had a friend to play with. In doggie language Under Dog told Margie to watch out for Felix the Cat. Felix had a tendency to.....

....hiss and scratch at the sight of strange dogs. Margie and Paddlefoot were very cautious, andwere keeping an eye open for Felix.

They all soon reached "Green Acres" and instantly everyong got excited at the amount of space there was. The house looked like a "Ponderosa" and the land stretched as far as the eye could see.

"Matt Houston" took Gomer inside to show him his room, and Gomer couldn't wait to explore this wondrous place.

'This old house' was built years ago and has been in the family for years said his sister Sam. We are thinking of putting an addition on because we are having 'growing pains', You are going to be an uncle again !!

He gave Sam a hug and told her He would love a little niece and maybe could they name this one 'Ellen' after Mama?

Margie was getting impatient to get get outside . As Gomer went to take her out he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Casper for a while. He wondered what HE was up to.

Casper, who finally earned his "Wings", was performing stunts with "Rocky the Flying Squirrel". Everyone was amzaed at their performance. But before they could land athe wind pushed them into "Dawsons Creek". Thinking they were going to drown they yelled "Help"! Who came popping out of the water was the "Man from Atlantis" who......

scooped them up and took them back to 'Green Acres' where they would be safe.

Gomer told Casper that 'Bullwinkle' had come looking for Rocky. Casper and Rocky left in search of Bullwinkle. It was elk season and they didn't want their friend to get hurt.

Margie was outside romping around with 'Clifford the big red dog'. He belonged to the 'farmers daughter' next door. She worked in the next town over,'Knots Landing'. She was a 'Romper Room' teacher.

Gomer thought she was beautiful, her name was....

Super Nanny. She ran an animal shelter in town and thought "Gomer would be an excellent employee.
Meanwhile, Bullwinkle was having his own troubles. He wandered off from Gomer and his friends and discovered he was surrounded by a group of men in strange looking clothes. "Oh OhÂIÂm doomedÂ"Just Shoot Me"Âhe thought. Suddenly the men jumped out of the bushes with their "Candid Cameras". DonÂt worry BullwinkleÂwe are from "Wild Kingdom". Let us take your picture and we will make you the "King of Queens".

LOLOL, this thread is getting too funny!

Bullwinkle preened in front of the cameras, and they took the pictures for "Wild Kingdom" and left. He turned around to look for Rocky and Maggie, and who should come swooping down but "The Flying Nun" with Maggie in her arms!

She landed beside Bullwinkle and Rocky and set Maggie down who frolicked at their feet. She said that she couldn't stay and had to fly. She spread her arms like "Wings" and soared off into the sky.

The animals went to find Gomer and Casper and tell them that they were okay....

They found their friend Gomer sitting by Dawsons creek. He jumped up and exclaimed You 'little rascals' ! I was so worried that something had happened to you.

Margie began nosing around on the bank. She started barking and Gomer went to see what she was up to. It was an 'empty nest.' Oh, Margie, its the 'facts of life', sometimes not 'all creatures great and small' can be kept safe. Come on back with me to Green Acres. I think Matt and Sam have a surprise for us.

Matt and Sam were there waiting, along with Mr. Drysdale and Jane Hathaway, who said the rest of the "Beverley Hillbillies" were on the way as well. Gomer was excited at the thought of seeing Ellie May.

Bullwinkle was terrified at the thoughts of ending up in Granny's vittle pot, so he ran for his life, with Rocky hot on his heels.

Bullwindle and Rocky continued running until they reached Super Nanny's retreat. Super Nanny greeted them warmly and told them they were safe and free to roam around.

Meanwhile...Gomer was in a pickle. He was excited about seeing Ellie May but he knew deep down his first and only true love was Daisy Duke. The Dukes of Hazzard were old neighbors and Daisy made Gomer's heart melt.

Oh...what should I do..thought Gomer?

As he pondered his predicament, the "beverly hillbillies" arrived without Ellie May. Jed had given Dash Riprock 5 bucks and a ladder, to elope with Ellie May, he explained! They were currently serving as contestants on "The Newlywed Game" back in "Beverly Hills 90210"!

This made gentle Gomer's heart swell with gladness for his friend Ellie May, and at the same time, it reawakened his deep feelings for Daisy. He asked out loud "Car 54, where are you?". I'm heading to "the streets of San Francisco" and if "the price is right" I'm going to buy something for Daisy. In fact, I think I'll look for something real special, like a....

night at the "Paradise Hotel", for a little "Sex in the City. I will call up to "Big Mama's House" and see if I can leave "All My Children" with my "Brothers and Sisters" for "One Day at a Time". He called his friends from "MASH", you know, the "Bad Boys" and decided that it would take about "Two and a half Men" to get this "Antique Roadshow" going. By now, he was really feeling "Yound and Restles", was wondering what "Life on Mars" would be like, with just him and Daisy. Just taking off for "Another World", and living "On Golden Pond". However, "As the World Turns", so does the light, which he didn't see, and was broadsided by "The Love Bug" which sent him for a fast trip to "General Hospital". Now, from "Room 101", he would have to call "Hank Hill" and ask him to "Pimp My Ride" again, seeing as how it's all crashed up...

the car was hit like a'bullseye'. It was hit so on center.

As Gomer lay in his hopital bed, his nurse,'Julia' came to him with his pain medication. He was 'charmed' by her, she was so cute !

Gomer suddenly had an urgent question for her. Where oh where is my little dog? She was with me in the car. Oh Margie, where are you?

Julia told him...

Margie is safe and sound with the "Dog Whisperer." She'll be very well taken care of and soon as you're up and about you'll be able to get her.

Your car wasn't so lucky. It was banged up beyond repair. Even Tim from "Tool Time" couldn't fix it up. A fried of mine offered you his car to borrow for as long as you need. It's not pretty, but it will certainly get you and Margie where you want to go.

Gomer was touched by everyone's kindness, but he couldn't wait to get better so he and Margie could continue on with their travels.

Knowing Margie was safe Gomer decided to relax for a bit and watch tv. He turned on "Bozo's Circus" and was laughing so hard he was making noises that sounded like he was calling out..."Hee Haw..Hee Haw"

He wiped his eyes of the tears that were rolling down his cheeks and suddenly he knew what to do about his car! Instead of buying a new one he would ask "Mr. Ed" for a ride once he was released from the hospital.

He mentioned this to hi roomate, 'Horatio Hornblower'.

man, did they give you 'Strong Medicine' or what ? he asked Gomer.

Didn't you tell me margie is afraid of horses since that incident at 'Green Acres"?

Gomer remembered and said it's no'small wonder' after what Matt's horse did to her. I plumb forgot about that!

So with this, Gomer decided to take Julia up on her generous offer of her friend's car.

He was definitely feeling better, so he was ready to be released from the hospital. Julia took him to see his new car, and by gosh if it wasn't "My Mother the Car." It just had an "Extreme Makeover" and was looking fine. He was enthralled with it, and couldn't wait for him and Margie to be seen driving around town in it.

He hopped in and drove out to the "Dog Whisperer's" compound. There Margie was frolicking around with all of his dogs. It took a few minutes for Gomer to find her. She was so tiny among the big shepherds, pit bulls and boxers but was having the time of her life. He called her and she came running and jumped into his arms.

Now that Gomer's car was all decked out he decided he and Margie could use a makeover themselves. He thought If they can "Pimp My Ride" then I can do the same thing. Looking for stores he came across "Veronica's Closet" and thought he could buy something for Margie. He suddenly realized that wasn't the store for them after getting a "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" look from several shoppers.

Now what do I do?... Gomer continued on his way looking for a store to shop at when he happened upon.....

a 'store called 'knots landing'. It had all kinds of raw hide, each one tied in a knot!

The sign said Dogs Welcome , so Gomer and Margie strolled in. They were browsing,err Margie was sniffing around when someone tapped Gomer on the shoulder. He said, you don't know me, my name is 'Barnaby Jones'. and that dog looks awfully familiar to me.......

Wasn't she the winner of "America's Top Dog?" When Gomer said that yes she was, Barnaby mentioned that he is a scout for "America's Got Talent" and he would love to have Margie on next year's show.

Well, Gomer got so excited, he was stuttering and stammering and grabbed Barnaby's hand and shook till it almost fell off. Barnaby gave Gomer his card and said that he would get in touch with him for an audition. Gomer grabbed Margie and they jumped in "My Mother the Car" and he was telling Margie about all the the things they were going to do if they won. In the meantime he had to work on some new tricks for the show.

Gomer remembered that he had seen a show of 'Oprahs' that had showcased pets.

He looked over at Margie, her head hanging out the window with her ears flapping in the breeze and said ...

Margie...they are going to be "Mad About You". Our only real competition are "The Monkee's and The Racoons". Just smile when you see a "Man with a Camera."

Gomer pulled into Harpo studios and the guard at the door came over to Gomer and Margie ans said "What's Happening"!!
Gomer replied that Margie was going to be on television and was going to win "America's GOt Talenet". Do you think Oprah will help us..Gomer asked? The guard replied "You Bet Your Life" she will. Not only will she help but she will also......

pay for your 'Hotel' stay.

When 'Gentle Ben' was on the show that was a big problem.
I don't think you and that cute little dog will be a problem.

There are '4400' parking spaces here. You can pick any one you like.

Gomer thanked the guard and pulled out without looking and rammed his car into.....

...the rear end of "Magnum PI's" Ferrari. Well in no time Gomer and Margie were surrounded by security guard with their guns pulled.
He came out with his hands in the air, and Tom Selleck got out of his car. Tom said he had a segment on Oprah and when he found out that Gomer was going to be on "America's Got Talent" he took Gomer and Margie with him and they went in to meet Oprah.

Oprah was just finishing discussing "An American President", and Gomer heard her ecstatically shout to the audience "I'm unleashed!" at the top of her lungs, but Gomer thought it meant he could unleash Margie...so he did!

Margie happily bounded for Oprah's stage, and was quickly mesmerized by the stage lights! She did a back flip, and the moon walk, all the while being filmed by "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Well, "Rin Tin Tin" saw all this commotion, and, well, being a self-respecting dog himself, why he....

Started doing some flips and back-walking at home, in front of the TV. His owner said, Hey, you can be on "AGT" too!! So he called up his friend who owns "Lassie" and "The Littlest Hobo" and they ALL got in a truck and headed for Chicago to see Oprah!

His friend asked "'Hey Arnold' why don't we go the short way thru 'Eerie ,Indiana'?"

Arnold didn't hear him because all the dogs were barking so he took the exit to.....