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Riddle

15 years ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Obama is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women..

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

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The answer is: ' A Last Name.'

You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?

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Comments (7)

folkvictorian
15 years ago
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! :)
bulldinkie
15 years ago
cute
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pekemom
15 years ago
Very funny...and clever.
lazypup
15 years ago
Very funny.....

But I knew right off that it could be the obvious..

The first line was a clue that the obvious could not be the answer.. In order to get all those muscles Arnold had to pump bushels of steroids,,,and the primary side effect of steroids is to shrink the obvious here...LOL
OklaMoni
Original Author
15 years ago
lazypup, you got me there. Made me laugh!

Thanks

Moni
User
15 years ago
I have to admit......
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I thought it was A Last Name...
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Not!!(giggle,giggle) GOOD ONE!!
nicole__
15 years ago
Good one!!!!!! lol

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