I'm assuming the celebrity doesn't have to be alive so I'll go with Babe Ruth. Personally, there are many people I would choose. I have my photo with several baseball players and I was on TV with Red Grange (a looooong time ago).

Yay, I'm in the winners cicle. And I know it can be yucky on the floor, jasdip I put my feet and legs criss cross apple sauce, if you know what, I mean when I used to go to the movies. I haven't gone in a long time though. I think movie theaters will become obsolete. It's expensive, kinda noisy if you have a gum chewer/cracker sitting behind you and it's just easier to watch from home. Thanks Mattie for turning me in.

Wow....sorry about that jasdip! I must have read the question wrong....I read it as the owners let their pet's do this.....my brain's not working right again! Argh! Revised list: Let the pet lick people food plates clean. Let the pet sleep in the owner's bed. Buy special clothes for the pet. Buy the pet special food.

Send someone else to the snack bar!!! ;-) Talk about what other women are wearing. Look around to see if they know anyone in the theater. Unsnap their bra? Unbutton the top button of their pants? Brush off the seat they're going to sit in? Put a towel down on the seat they're going to sit in? Kick the empty popcorn bucket underneath another seat so it doesn't look like they left it?