Me vs. Martha Stewart: How do you compare?

alisande

15 years ago

A little poem I wrote the other day:

I Win!

I eat a grapefruit every day.

So does Martha Stewart.

I have blonde hair.

So does Martha Stewart.

I have dogs and cats.

So does Martha Stewart.

I grow flowers and vegetables.

So does Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart married a Yalie.

So did I.

Martha Stewart needs a new hairdo.

So do I.

Martha Stewart is post-menopausal.

So am I.

Martha Stewart has a net worth of $638,000,000.

I have a granddaughter.

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kayjones
15 years ago
I have my health, four great sons and two wonderful grandsons - I am in much better shape than Martha Stewart in all areas!!!!
des_arc_ya_ya
15 years ago
LOL I was gonna say that my hair is shorter than Martha's and doesn't hang in my face! LOL
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mcmann
15 years ago
ooooh that was really good. Martha has been pining for a grand child for several years. I read an interview a year or two ago where she said that she just wished her daughter would provide her with one. I guess they need an heir to carry on the dynasty.

By the way - how much time have you spent incarcerated in the last decade?
alisande
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15 years ago
LOL ~ Funny, mcmann! But don't forget Â she got a nice poncho out of it.
marilyn_c
15 years ago
I love Martha Stewart. She has a lot of pets...including horses, and so do I. She collects lots of interesting vintage things and so do I. She has some great pieces of faux bois garden accessories....and so do I!

She loves vintage roses and so do I. I emailed her support when her trial was going on and received an answer back. She doesn't have a grand child and will probably never have one, and my daughter also says she isn't having children, so, so don't I. :))

Anyway, I admire her more than any other famous person. I wish I was more like her. This place definitely needs some sprucing up. Nothing that a few billion dollars couldn't take care of.
alisande
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15 years ago
Marilyn, I still give you extra points for all the wildlife you've rescued.
marilyn_c
15 years ago
Thank you. I am sure I have her beat in that category. :))
sue36
15 years ago
Her daughter suffers from infertility issues, that is why she hasn't had children. I read about it recently (I'm in the same, sad boat). She said her mothers helps her financially (close to $30k per month) with the doctor's expenses and how lucky she was because most people have to worry not just about not being able to get pregnant, but also how to pay for it. She apparently is trying some pretty advanced, groundbreaking stuff.
jannie
15 years ago
I love it- like the Mastercard commercials, priceless! The first time i saw MS, she was making chocolate leaves to decorate a cake. Me, I consider myself a great cook if I make a cake from a mix, let alone dip leaves in chocolate!
mrsmarv
15 years ago
My friends call me "Martha", and I take that as a compliment. For Halloween one year at work I dressed up as MS and everyone knew right away who I was. Even with the salt and pepper hair ;o)
Martha can cook...I can cook.
Martha can bake...I can bake.
Martha is resourceful and crafty...I'm resourceful and crafty.
Martha loves animals and has quite a few...I love animals and have quite a few.
Martha loves to work in her gardens...I love to work in my gardens.
Martha has a staff of hundreds to help her...I have a DH who thinks he's helping.
I figure I'm one up on her.
Linda Wayman
15 years ago
Personally I don't know how I compare to her, but when I was working many people called me Martha Stewart. I think it's because I like gardening and crafts and when I made appetizers for parties at work I always made them look real pretty as well as taste good. :)

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