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OT: Feels good to finish what you can

cate1337
16 years ago

I know there was a thread a while back about "how to survive the renovation," but I can't find it. I was just cleaning out my e-mail inbox and ran across this. Let's just say it made me think of my fellow dust-covered TKO'ers:

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and,

before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of

Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the

rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Especially appropro, given the "magical disappearing Easter candy" in our house. Come to think of it, we've also managed to whittle down our stores of gin and vodka that we usually prefer to avoid!

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