Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

fridge,

he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good

home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there

without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that

people were too un-trusting of this deal.. It looked to good to be

true, so

he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale 50." The next day

someone

stole it.

Caution.... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone

shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said..."where???"

They Walk among us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which

direction

was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up

every

morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother

explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she

shook

her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

sunburn

she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a

convertible,

but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".

They Walk Among Us!!!!

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half

kilogram

sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500 g sirloin. Not wanting to

make a scene, I told her I would take the 500 g steak instead of the

half kg.

They walk among us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through

a

seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier

multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain

rip

out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's

nose

and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is

turned...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to

the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed

up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional

and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived

yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small

pizza to

go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it

cut

into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!