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Comments (10)I had/have a very bad squirrel problem. When I began gardening I negotiated with the squirrels and they agreed to only take their fair share of tomatoes, persimmons, peaches, pears and berries. The crows and chipmunks were a different matter and required separate negotiations. I thought we had a deal. But first the squirrels; then the crows; and finally the chipmunks started taking more than their fair share. I told my wife that I would show them who was boss. I bought a live trap and baited it with peanut butter. I caught a squirrel right away and took it 10 miles away and freed it. After that first catch, I discovered the peanut butter gone and no squirrel. Turns out the squirrels were sending in the chipmunks to test the trap and they were too small to trigger the door. After all of this I saw the crows were sitting in my persimmon tree laughing at me and pecking on persimmons. I shook my fist at them and yelled, "I'll show you who is the boss!" My wife walked back into the house muttering, "The squirrels are the boss, you idiot." Does that sound disloyal?...See MoreNeed some opinions...I'm confused...
Comments (36)Here's the question: In your opinion..do I really need to fertilize these plants in these conditions? Or would it be sufficient to feel the tomatoes (which I realize are heavy feeders) with a solution of compost or manure tea? I see so many points of information here and elsewhere that I admit I'm thoroughly confused. I realize the question I am quoting is from March 2006 and the thread has long since diverged into another (interesting) discussion, but I think the question posed is well worth spending a bit of time on. The question, as I read it is this: Do I need to fertilize (name the plant here) if I grow it in (fill in the growing medium here). The answer is, the plant will tell you. Unfortunately the plant won't tell you in a timely manner. It will tell you only after you notice the effects of the plant getting too much or too little of something. There really is no shortcut to experience and don't be in any rush to have perfect growing results from day one. There is always the farmer's market or grocery when the garden plants fail ;-) It simply takes time to learn what conditions a given plant does best in and all the guides in the world are, at best, approximations and often they are simply inaccurate or only accurate in the writer's growing conditions. As an example, srburk said in his OP that he realizes tomatos are heavy feeders. Now, where did s/he get that idea from? No criticism of srburk intended at all, it is a common misperception propagated by many sources. Tomatos are not heavy feeders, they are moderate feeders. This is an example of the kind of misinformation involved in gardening that is spread by many otherwise helpful and knowlegable sources. How on earth can the newbie seperate the wheat from the chaff? It can't really be done. Nothing short cuts experience with a plant. Whether or not a plant requires supplemental fertilization or not can really only be determined by the grower after observing the plant. If you know you are growing in a nutrient poor condition (like growing in containers) then you can pretty much be assured that supplementation will be required, but when growing in soil amended with organic matter, the plants simply have to be observed. There is no short cut....See MoreScopolamine : derive from Brugmansia
Comments (6)It always amazes me when someone gets all hot and bothered and starts sounding off about a plant being poisonous or a drug source so they won't plant it because they have children or there are children in the neighborhood or it is illegal to grow. Most of the plants in the garden are poisonous at some levels. Azaleas are very powerful alkaloids and poisonous. Monkshood is a member of the nightshade family and poisonous. Datura (which is also a source of scopolamine) is often eaten or smoked in imitation of native American vision quests using Jimson Weed (Datura stramonium) and poisonous. But they also taste terrible. Most children will spit the leaves out before they ingest enough to hurt them because the leaves are bitter. Those that end up in the hospital tend to be teenagers who were looking for a "high" and doing something dumb. Poppies are the source of heroin and morphine. They are not illegal to grow in your garden (except if you intend to collect and process the sap into heroin). Nor is Jimsonweed illegal to grow. And neither are bananas, even though it was "common knowledge" in the sixties that you could smoke banana skins to get high....See MoreApothecary jar .... innerds?
Comments (53)N2cookin and Prairiegirl -- hahaha! Ghost pharts? Styrofoam peanuts are "natural and indigenous" to my house, I think. Clingy little rascals, aren't they? Prairie, you noticed they look a lot like mints in those fancy jars? I'm trying to imagine my Crocs adorned in red jewels. Might could work. It certainly would sort the snooty people and the fun people out of a crowd quickly, wouldn't it? Sort of an advanced people filter. Lyfia, you could be right. What was laudunum? It was pretty popular back then too. How about filling up a large apothecary jar with flour and putting a classy label on it that says "Cocaine?" Isn't that what Matt and Shari called "the unexpected?" Use a really nice script in gold for the lettering and see how long it would be till someone notices. Les said all the jars should relate, so what would you put in the other two?...See More- 14 years ago
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