Sheila, how can I put this? Imagine a group of 15-year old kids passing a school newspaper along the row with headlines marked... Mr. Jones retires after Long Career Red Devils Look Forward to Big Game Lab Hours to be Extended Exploring the Arts... by Mr. Lee Each juvenile would then silently imagine the phrase "between the sheets" appended to each headline...setting off somewhat lewd images.....and giggles. As I said, it was long ago but I was giggling myself as I wrote this...josh

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It used to annoy me when people put ambiguous titles that would "force" me to open up their threads. But then reality set in: If I'm not the one asking the question then the primary reason I am here is for entertainment. (Under the guise of selflessly enriching others with my wisdom.) As such, the few seconds it takes to click on a thread to see what it's all about is not wasting valuable time, it's wasting time that I've already committed to wasting. Again, we're talking mere seconds. wpdoit has the right answer, and it's so simple: If you don't like it, don't open it. The poster will be none the wiser and unless it's literally going to drive you to drink or cause you sleep deprivation, it won't harm you any either. As for objecting to "cute" or "emotional" titles, I say get over it. Some people just like to have fun, or, heaven forbid, show personality. And while we're at it, I find it extremely pretentious when, ahem, "people" attempt to correct others' posting style. Once again, scroll on by if it causes you not to want to be a part of the conversation. It's rare that I read a long, rambling thread, or one written with all caps, a lack of appropriate paragraph breaks, or excessive bad grammar. But you know what? No one cares! p.s. mojavean - Love it! ISE clogged? "She won't go down!"

Am I the only one whose heart skipped a beat when I read the title Halloween cat bowling... all I could think about was the frozen turkey bowling.. but with poor cats!! I was really glad to find out it was just a online game. LOL @ Ya Ya!