That Brad Paisley!

He makes fun of EVERYTHING!

LOL

Brad Paisley I'm Still A Guy Lyrics

When you see a deer you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnics

And I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down, dress me up aww but no matter what

Remember, I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk, naked girl

You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall

But remember, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends

Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"

From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club

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And buildin' a fire in a cave

But when you say a backrub means only a backrub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well now, what can I say at the end of the day

Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes gettin' facials

Manicured, waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tacklebox

Yeah ith all of these men linin' up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair

Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

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